| 1. I Want a Boob Job for Christmas | |
| 2. Dear Santa | Sean Morey |
| 3. I Hate Christmas | Nick Blojovian |
| 4. Mr. Obvious and the Christmas Tree | |
| 5. It's Christmas (Let's Have Sex) | Duke Tomatoe |
| 6. The Living Nativity | Sid and Bart |
| 7. You Ain't Getting Diddly Squat | Heywood Banks |
| 8. PMS for Christmas | |
| 9. Look Out, It's Santa | Duke Tomatoe |
| 10. Cash, Cash, Cash | Heywood Banks |
| 11. Under the Mistletoe | Dean and Jerry |
| 12. Let's Put Christ Back in Christmas | Pat Godwin |
| 13. Marge and Santa | |
| 14. Christmas at Grandma's | Duke Tomatoe |
| 15. Live Home Christmas Theater | |
| 16. Santa Clothes | Dean and Jerry |
| 17. Chicky, Icky, Icky | Heywood Banks |
| 18. Mr. Obvious and the Santa Question | |
| 19. Frosty the Bluesman | Heywood Banks |
| 20. This Christmas House | |
| 21. Open Me First | Tammy Whynot |
| 22. The Night Before Christmas | The Love Brothers |
| 23. Give Me What I Want for Christmas | Duke Tomatoe |
| 24. Let's Put the X Back in Christmas | |
| 25. We Won't Get Drunk this Christmas |